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  • Edgar Allan Poe stoically juggling rubber chickens

    Posted on February 22 2017

    When our new Pocket Rubber Chickens arrived, our resident juggling expert, Alastair, decided to use them, with the help of some string and clever angles, to cheer up our morose Edgar...

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  • MailChimp Freddie makes some strange friends

    Posted on February 20 2017

    Our buddies at MailChimp, the folks who send our Super Awesome News email, sent us an action figure version of their mascot Freddie! Not only was that super nice of them,...

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  • What can I do with Finger Feet?

    Posted on February 19 2017

    We've heard rumors that some people think our Finger Feet are impractical. Nothing could be further from the truth! So, we thought we'd show a few of the hundreds of...

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  • Handerpants Response

    Posted on February 13 2017

    Our resident inventor, Chester McGuinness, was SHOCKED to discover all the mean comments on his Handerpants video (click here to read them). This is his response.

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  • A Mad Scientist Told Us This Slug-Human Hybrid Won't Get 1 Million "Likes" Prove Him Wrong!

    Posted on February 01 2017

    Ok, it's just a Banana Slug Mask, but can we all agree that sometimes mad scientists are big jerks?  Bonus alternate shot with eye-washing!

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  • The Bendable Party Mustache is a mood mustache for the ages

    Posted on January 16 2017

    The correct mustache can reflect a man's inner-emotional life better than any other part of the face. However, mustaches aren't always good for changing moment to moment. They can twitch and wiggle, but...

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  • The Unlikely Success of Bacon?

    Posted on December 21 2016

    The A.V. Club  interviewed our Director of Awesome, David Wahl, about all the Archie McPhee bacon products. He spills everything from the first bacon products to our fat-marbled bacon single to...

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  • Titanic Gravy Boat

    Posted on December 20 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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  • Bacon Body Wash

    Posted on December 14 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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  • Inflatable Toupee

    Posted on December 12 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Posted on December 05 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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  • This American Eagle would like to remind you to vote

    Posted on November 08 2016

    A reminder from our resident eagle, vote! Participating in our democracy is a privilege, exercise your power at every opportunity. We cannot guarantee that you will be allowed to vote...

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  • Turkey Mask - Raw Turkey on Your Head

    Posted on October 20 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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  • Sexy slugs and the Seattle Times

    Posted on October 17 2016

    Thanks to the Seattle Times for the great article on Halloween Shopping at our Seattle store! While the article is spectacular, that bit on the front page "Slugs In, Sexy Out"...

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  • USB Pickle Light - Ideal for Night Blogging

    Posted on October 12 2016

    This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment...

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