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Pink axolotl cartoon on black t-shirt with text "I heart Archie McPhee an Axolotl" and "Since 1983". Cute amphibian with feathery gills surrounded by bubbles, smiling.

Axolotl T-shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Bright green tardigrade illustration on black background with "Indestructible" text arching above, surrounded by water droplets, showcasing resilience and survival theme for Shopify t-shirt product

Indestructible Tardigrade T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Retro Bigfoot t-shirt design featuring stylized Sasquatch walking in front of mountains and sunset, with groovy orange text and Seattle, USA location. Green background with vintage 70s-inspired artwork perfect for cryptid enthusiasts and fashion-forward shoppers.

Retro Bigfoot T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Yellow rubber chicken logo for Archie McPhee's Rubber Chicken Museum, featuring a stylized chicken shape with red head and tail feathers on a black background

Rubber Chicken Museum T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Cartoon monkey wearing red fez centered in orange and white swirl background with text "Less Talk More Monkey" and Archie McPhee logo on black t-shirt

Less Talk, More Monkey Swirl T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Red knitted thumb hat worn on a thumbs-up hand gesture, with product packaging displaying "Thumb Hat" and benefits. Miniature novelty item for stylish and practical cold-thumb coverage.

Thumb Hat - Red

$2.95
$2.95
Red bandanas featuring classic monster designs including Frankenstein's monster, vampire, werewolf, and mummy. Intricate patterns surround the monster faces on vibrant red fabric, perfect for Halloween enthusiasts or year-round monster fans.

Monster Bandana

$8.95
$8.95
Green men's dress socks featuring brown Bigfoot silhouettes with red scarves, displayed alongside product packaging with matching design. Socks have dark green cuffs and heels, with visible branding on the foot.

Bigfoot Socks

$8.95
$8.95
Light blue socks with black trim featuring Seattle rain cloud design, displayed on packaging and as worn. Product showcases Seattle-themed comfort wear for everyday use and rainy weather.

Seattle Socks

$8.95
$8.95
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Black dress socks with 'atheist' printed in white text, displayed on packaging and as a pair. Contrasting white heel, toe, and top band. Product packaging shows 'atheist socks' branding on a black background.

Atheist Socks

$4.95
$4.95
$8.95
Black crew socks with gray heel, toe, and cuff, featuring 'resist' text in white. Product packaging shows 'resist. socks' branding. Ideal for expressing dissent and activism.

Resist Socks

$8.95
$8.95
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Black and red socks featuring the quote "Hell is Other People" with flame-like design. Product packaging shown alongside two displayed socks, highlighting the philosophical theme and bold color contrast.

Hell is Other People Socks

$4.95
$4.95
$8.95
Person wearing a white shirt and a long red and white scarf designed to look like bacon strips. Product packaging for Bacon Scarf visible, showing the scarf's bacon-like pattern.

Bacon Scarf

$18.95
$18.95
Festive blue and green holiday sweater featuring Santa Sasquatch walking through pine trees, perfect for ugly sweater parties and Bigfoot enthusiasts

Bigfoot Sweater

$42.50
$42.50
Festive green sweater featuring Abraham Lincoln wearing a Santa hat, combining presidential history with holiday cheer in a unique and quirky design perfect for ugly sweater parties

Santa Lincoln Sweater

$42.50
$42.50
Handerpants: White fingerless gloves resembling men's briefs, worn on hands with blue elastic band. Product name displayed above in large text.

Handerpants

$10.95
$10.95
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Embroidered patch featuring stylized book spines in shades of blue and teal, with a smiling face in the center. Text at bottom reads "BOOK SMELLER" in white stitching. Square patch with black border.

Book Smeller Embroidered Patch

$6.50
$6.50
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Embroidered patch featuring a detailed pangolin on a light blue shield-shaped background with 'WEIRD' above and 'BUT COOL' below in dark blue text, bordered by a navy blue outline

Weird But Cool Pangolin Embroidered Patch

$6.50
$6.50
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Crazy Cat Lady embroidered patch packaging and product display, featuring a woman wearing a pink hat with the patch, holding a white cat, showcasing the patch's design with cartoon cats and a blonde woman icon

Crazy Cat Lady® Embroidered Patch

$2.50
$2.50
$4.95
Red box dispenser for Emergency Underpants, featuring cartoon character in underwear, tissue-like dispensing, and humorous product details. Contains 5 pairs of disposable unisex underwear for unexpected situations.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

$8.50
$8.50
Inflatable silver tiara with colorful jewels, displayed on blue packaging labeled "Inflatable Tiara for Royal Emergencies", perfect for quick royal transformations and amusing office antics

Inflatable Tiara

$7.50
$7.50
Monster Girl enamel pin with yellow face, purple hair, googly eyes, and vampire fangs, shown in packaging and as standalone pin. Part of Strange Pins collection by Archie McPhee.

Monster Girl Enamel Pin

$7.95
$7.95
Bibo enamel pin featuring a quirky peach-colored character with large ears, three eyes, and a wide grin. Unique collectible accessory for Bibo fans.

Bibo Enamel Pin

$7.95
$7.95
Four circular buttons featuring classic monster faces: werewolf, Frankenstein's monster, female vampire, and male vampire. Each button has a black background with the monster's face in vivid colors and distinctive features, creating a spooky yet fun Halloween-themed set.

Monster Buttons - Set of Four

$5.95
$5.95