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Pink axolotl cartoon on black t-shirt with text "I heart Archie McPhee an Axolotl" and "Since 1983". Cute amphibian with feathery gills surrounded by bubbles, smiling.

Axolotl T-shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Bigfoot Lip Balm tube featuring colorful illustration of Bigfoot walking in mountain landscape, with product name and vitamin information visible

Bigfoot Lip Balm

$3.95
$3.95
Rubber Chicken Museum lip balm tube featuring black label with yellow text and red chicken logo, from Seattle's Archie McPhee store, huckleberry flavored, 1-3/4 inches long

Rubber Chicken Museum Lip Balm

$3.95
$3.95
Red knitted thumb hat worn on a thumbs-up hand gesture, with product packaging displaying "Thumb Hat" and benefits. Miniature novelty item for stylish and practical cold-thumb coverage.

Thumb Hat - Red

$2.95
$2.95
Bright green tardigrade illustration on black background with "Indestructible" text arching above, surrounded by water droplets, showcasing resilience and survival theme for Shopify t-shirt product

Indestructible Tardigrade T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Red bandanas featuring classic monster designs including Frankenstein's monster, vampire, werewolf, and mummy. Intricate patterns surround the monster faces on vibrant red fabric, perfect for Halloween enthusiasts or year-round monster fans.

Monster Bandana

$8.95
$8.95
Four circular buttons featuring classic monster faces: werewolf, Frankenstein's monster, female vampire, and male vampire. Each button has a black background with the monster's face in vivid colors and distinctive features, creating a spooky yet fun Halloween-themed set.

Monster Buttons - Set of Four

$5.95
$5.95
Metal tin of Generic Bandages by Archie McPhee, containing 15 large sterile strips labeled 'BANDAGE' in bold black text. Tin and bandages shown side-by-side on white background, with product details visible on container.

Generic Bandages

$5.95
$5.95
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Embroidered patch featuring stylized book spines in shades of blue and teal, with a smiling face in the center. Text at bottom reads "BOOK SMELLER" in white stitching. Square patch with black border.

Book Smeller Embroidered Patch

$6.50
$6.50
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Embroidered patch featuring a detailed pangolin on a light blue shield-shaped background with 'WEIRD' above and 'BUT COOL' below in dark blue text, bordered by a navy blue outline

Weird But Cool Pangolin Embroidered Patch

$6.50
$6.50
Monster Girl enamel pin with yellow face, purple hair, googly eyes, and vampire fangs, shown in packaging and as standalone pin. Part of Strange Pins collection by Archie McPhee.

Monster Girl Enamel Pin

$7.95
$7.95
Red box dispenser for Emergency Underpants, featuring cartoon character in underwear, tissue-like dispensing, and humorous product details. Contains 5 pairs of disposable unisex underwear for unexpected situations.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

$8.50
$8.50
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Display box of Bacon Bandages tins, featuring red packaging with bacon strip graphics. Box contains multiple tins, highlighting "15 Large Sterile Strips" and "Free Prize Inside!" Ideal for bulk purchase of novelty bandages.

Bacon Bandages - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
Colorful display box of Unicorn Bandages featuring vibrant packaging with unicorn illustrations, rainbows, and stars. Contains multiple tins of bandages with unicorn designs, marketed as having extra healing power. Bulk packaging suitable for parties or promotional events.

Unicorn Bandages - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
Display box of Pickle Bandages featuring bright yellow packaging with green pickle illustrations. Contains multiple tins of 15 large sterile bandages each, perfect for bulk purchase or promotional purposes.

Pickle Bandages - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
Display box of Bigfoot Bandages featuring mountain scenery, Bigfoot illustrations, and multiple tins of bandages. Each tin advertises 40 extra large sterile strips and a free prize inside. The box showcases the product's branding and design.

Bigfoot Bandages - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
Display box of Sloth Nurse Bandages featuring cartoon sloth nurses in white uniforms with red hearts. Blue box contains multiple tins of bandages, advertising "Get better at your own speed!" and "Free prize inside" on each tin.

Sloth Nurse Bandages - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
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Bulk box of Handages tiny hand bandages, featuring display packaging with hand illustrations and product details. Contains multiple tins of bandages, offering extra large sterile strips and a free prize inside.

Handages - Bulk Box

$47.40
$47.40
$62.50
Bulk box display of Handerpants, novelty underwear for hands, showing white gloves with finger holes on blue packaging. Multiple product boxes stacked in a cardboard display case for retail or promotional use.

Handerpants - Bulk Box

$62.50
$62.50
Display box of Emergency Underpants featuring cartoon character, product packaging, and promotional text highlighting safety and readiness. Blue box contains multiple individual underpants packages, ideal for bulk purchase or promotional events.

Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants - Bulk Box

$65.95
$65.95
Bulk display box of Instant Underpants product, featuring red packaging with "Just Add Water!" slogan. Contains multiple packaged units, ideal for parties or promotions. Expands to fit most adults when water is added.

Instant Underpants - Bulk Box

$109.95
$109.95
Display box of Public Toilet Survival Kits featuring multiple packages with toilet-themed graphics and text. The box showcases a toilet seat image and bold text highlighting the product name and purpose for surviving public restroom visits.

Public Toilet Survival Kit - Bulk Box

$64.95
$64.95
Display box of Inflatable Tiaras by Archie McPhee, featuring colorful crown design and royal lion imagery. Product packaging showcases multiple tiara boxes for bulk purchase, ideal for parties or promotional events.

Inflatable Tiara - Bulk Box

$39.95
$39.95
Red and blue tin of Uff Da! Bandages featuring Norwegian flag colors, containing 15 large sterile strips with Uff Da! printed on them. Includes free prize inside and displays a sample bandage with the product name.

Uff Da! Bandages

$5.95
$5.95