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Instant Audience handheld device with four sound effects buttons for applause, crickets, rimshot, and boo, shown in packaging and held in hand, perfect for creating instant crowd reactions

Instant Audience

$10.95
$10.95
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Red noisemaker device labeled "Disappointed Sigh" with buttons for different sigh types, shown in packaging and held in hand. Features cartoon of frustrated man and warning label. Humorous novelty product for expressing dismay electronically.

Disappointed Sigh

$10.95
$10.95
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Novelty air freshener featuring a squirrel wearing white underpants, displayed in product packaging and as a standalone item. The squirrel has a tan body, bushy tail, and is standing upright. The packaging has a yellow background with acorn designs.

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Goth Cats vinyl figurines featuring four unique designs: emo cat with leather jacket, bat-winged black cat, vampire cat in cape, and skeleton cat. Green gothic-style text reads "GOTH CATS" above the figurines.

Goth Cats

$4.50
$4.50
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Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens pack of 12 small yellow toy chickens in clear packaging, featuring fun and hilarious miniature designs for gag gifts or party favors

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

$8.95
$8.95
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Yellow plush rubber chicken wearing red emotional support vest, standing upright with long neck and orange beak. Product tag shows "Emotional Support Chicken" with cartoon chicken face and "Squawk!" text. Comical and whimsical design for stress relief and companionship.

Emotional Support Chicken

$12.95
$12.95
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Ten miniature light-skinned plastic hands arranged in two rows, with one hand attached to the tip of a yellow pencil, demonstrating the product's versatility as finger puppets or quirky accessories for writing tools.

Finger Hands For Finger Hands - Light Skin Tone - Set of 10

$7.50
$7.50
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Emergency Bigfoot sound device in packaging, featuring green noisemaker with Bigfoot silhouette and four sound options: howl, snort, roar, groan. Pine tree background and warning label visible on packaging.

Emergency Bigfoot Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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Deluxe Rubber Chicken toy held by hand, showcasing its bright yellow color and elongated neck. Product packaging visible with blue background and rubber chicken image. Humorous novelty item for entertainment and pranks.

Deluxe Rubber Chicken

$8.95
$8.95
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Dashboard Jesus figurine with white robe and red sash, arms raised, standing on metal spring base, ready to bring spiritual guidance to your car's dashboard

Dashboard Jesus

$8.95
$8.95
$6.95
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Large yellow rubber chicken toy with blue collar held by hand, next to product packaging featuring "Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken" text and cartoon chicken face

Biggest and Loudest Rubber Chicken

$20.95
$20.95
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Yellow rubber chicken keyring with white tag, featuring a humorous design of a stretched-out chicken body and red accents, attached to a metal key ring for easy carrying and fun accessorizing

Rubber Chicken Keyring

$2.95
$2.95
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Six toy cat figurines dressed in cult robes surrounding an altar with a bird on it with a matchbox style package in the background.

Secret Cat Cult

$12.95
$12.95
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Groaning Blobfish stress toy with packaging, soft vinyl fish with grumpy expression, 7.25 inches long, makes oink-like sound when squeezed, perfect for expressing minor frustrations at work

Groaning Blobfish

$12.95
$12.95
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Itty Bitty Bigfoot toy set featuring 8 miniature Sasquatch figurines, each standing on a small base. Packaging shows forest-themed design with Bigfoot silhouette. Tiny brown Bigfoot figures displayed in various walking poses.

Itty Bitty Bigfoot - Bag of 8

$8.95
$8.95
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The Cryptids USA box includes five cryptid figures, featuring Bigfoot and the Flatwoods Monster, with a forest-themed design. It's a must-have for enthusiasts of America's legendary monsters.

Cryptids USA

$9.95
$9.95
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Packaged set of 12 miniature black crow figurines in various poses, with product packaging showing sunset scene and warning label, displayed against white background

Itty Bitty Crows - Bag of 12

$8.95
$8.95
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Cleaning Cat Air Freshener with orange-scented cartoon cat in grooming pose, packaged and as hanging cardstock cutout, for car odor control

Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Glow-in-the-dark miniature bone replicas for Halloween decor, displayed in packaging with colorful floral design and skull illustration. Various bone shapes visible, including skull, ribcage, and hand bones, arranged on white background.

Itty Bitty Bones - Bag of 10

$6.95
$6.95
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Cheerful soft vinyl rain frogs with party hats and accessories are playfully posed in front of the Party Frogs box.

Party Frogs

$9.95
$9.95
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Presenting "Itty Bitty Possums," a set of eight mini figures showcasing possums in different poses. Ideal for building your own possum army, these tiny collectibles highlight the charm of possums playing dead and other iconic stances.

Itty Bitty Possums - Bag of 8

$8.95
$8.95
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Assortment of 12 miniature black cat figurines in various playful poses, packaged in a clear bag with product label showcasing larger cat silhouette. Cats range from sitting to stretching, with detailed textures visible on their tiny forms.

Itty Bitty Black Cats - Bag of 12

$8.95
$8.95
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The product packaging of Opera Corn showcases a singing corn on the cob with a speech bubble exclaiming Figaro Figaro in operatic sounds.

Opera Corn

$11.95
$11.95
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The Itty Bitty Balloon Animals pack offers eight vibrant miniatures in red, blue, green, and yellow, featuring charming dogs and ducks—ideal for practicing clown skills or adding whimsy to any event.

Itty Bitty Balloon Animals - Bag of 8

$8.95
$8.95