Archie McPhee News Blog of Fun

  You are a person of distinction and class, what do you want people to see when they look at the lock screen of your iPhone? Kids? A car? Some tropical landscape?  You're no sap. You want people to see a squirrel in underpants! This squirrel is gloriously bedecked in a pair of tighty-whities and is holding a nut aloft like...

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Last night at McCaw Hall, Seattle's most famous librarian, Nancy Pearl, questions Tom Hanks about his new book and thoughts on reading and literacy in general. Then, afterwards, he was nice enough to pose for a picture holding our Librarian Action Figure!   Picture by Ruth Dickey   Click here to get your own action figure!      

  We had more t-shirt ideas than space in our warehouse. So, we decided to open our own Threadless Artist Shop. That means you can finally buy that Horse Head Squirrel Feeder Shirt you've always wanted.  It also means the shirts we're selling come in a range of sizes and colors we wouldn't be able to offer from our own...

When our new Cat Head Squirrel Feeder came in, we needed a picture fast. After a few moments of planning we sprang into action. We hatched a plan involving taxidermy and a piece of string. As you can see below, you could never tell how we faked it...

Finger Cat Paws Rubbing a Cat Finger Hands are one of our most popular products! So, when we sat down and tried to figure out how to top them we immediately thought of cats. Cats make everything better, right? That's when we came up Finger Cat Paws, the finger puppet that turns your fingers into tiny cat paws. As the box says, "Now......

To celebrate July 4th, we invented a new character - Patriotic Slug! Ok, it's really just one of our Banana Slug Masks and a flag shirt, but you have to admit it looks amazing. We truly appreciate our American freedom to be weird. The yellow of the banana slug mixes well with the red, white and blue. Happy Independence Day...

In this episode of the Super Awesome Show, Shana and David Wahl discuss Finger Cat Paws, Car Full of Cats Sunshade, Sloth Nurse Bandages, Bravery Bandages, Rosie the Riveter Bandages, Cowgirl Notebooks, Hell is Other People "Welcome" Mat and Existential Gum.

The hilarious YouTube duo Rhett and Link decided to "review" Finger Sporks on an episode of Good Mythical Morning! The whole episode is really funny, but the Finger Sporks bit starts about 7 minutes in. You can watch below. Scroll down just see their Finger Sporks song/video.    Using Fingers Sporks on your "booty knot" is not an approved use. However, it...

Why would you need an Inflatable Rubber Chicken? There are certain situations where you don't have room for a full size Rubber Chicken, so being able to fold one up into your pocket or purse means you can pull it out when you need it and surprise people. It blows up quickly and looks great! Buy your own Inflatable Rubber...