Shakespeare wrote, "Your hand is like a holy place that my hand is unworthy to visit." However, with these Finger Hands for Finger Hands on the Shakespeare action figure, it's hard to imagine those hands being unworthy of anything. Just imagine the new plays and sonnets he can write with those gargantuan grippers.
With a pair of giant hands, Jane Austen looks like she can take care of business. With hands larger than her whole upper body, she can knock some sense, and sensibility, into anyone that with too much pride or prejudice. She needs those hands, because as she wrote, "Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything." Now the pens are in her hands!