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White Elephant Gifts - Secret Santa

Secret Santa got you down? Get your white elephant gifts from the experts! Gifts that are both stupid and funny! Sure to be a hit.
Blue triangular felt pennant with white text "GEEK" and a brain icon, perfect for proudly displaying geek status or support, ideal for IT enthusiasts and tech-savvy individuals

Geek Pennant

$4.50
$4.50
Set of three kraft-covered Grump Notebooks titled "Things That Annoy Me," "Daily Disappointments," and "Fresh Rants," displayed with packaging and an image of a disgruntled-looking older man wearing glasses and a red shirt.

Grump Notebooks

$7.95
$7.95
Bigfoot Research Kit contents displayed, including map, stickers, booklet, magnifier, and evidence flags, with decorated boxes showcasing Bigfoot illustrations and product details

Bigfoot Research Kit

$17.50
$17.50
Vintage Lord of the Rings character pins featuring Bilbo, Samwise, and Aragorn from the 1978 animated movie. Colorful circular metal pins with character illustrations and names on banners.

Lord of the Rings Pins

$6.95
$6.95
Bigfoot Bandages tin with 10 extra large bandages featuring Bigfoot illustration, forest background, and free prize inside. Two bandages displayed showing Bigfoot walking design.

Bigfoot Bandages

$5.95
$5.95
Golden Bigfoot Christmas ornament hanging from pine branch next to product packaging featuring forest silhouette and Bigfoot illustration

Bigfoot Ornament

$16.95
$16.95
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White Chinese takeout box with red pagoda design surrounded by red question marks, representing the Lucky Take-Out Surprise product filled with mystery Archie McPhee items at a discounted price.

Lucky Take-Out Surprise

$12.95
$12.95
Little Undertaker's Modest Urn product image featuring a red coffee can-style container with 'Rest in Peace' label, customizable sticker sheet, and humorous product details for budget-friendly cremation ashes storage

Modest Urn

$9.50
$9.50
Official NSYNC merchandise featuring 5 mini buttons with individual portraits of band members on a blue background, packaged in retail packaging with logo and product details

NSYNC Buttons

$5.50
$5.50
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure in pink robe with blonde hair, surrounded by six cats of different colors and poses. Packaging shows figure inside house-shaped box with product name and cats.

Crazy Cat Lady® Action Figure

$16.95
$16.95
Bigfoot action figure in mid-stride pose, with detailed brown fur and articulated joints, displayed next to its green packaging featuring forest imagery and product name

Bigfoot Action Figure

$14.50
$14.50
Humorous Horse Head Squirrel Feeder product box and image of squirrel wearing oversized horse mask, creating illusion of horse-headed squirrel for comedic backyard entertainment

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

$18.95
$18.95
Vintage Seattle World's Fair postcards featuring Space Needle, monorail, and restaurant interior. Colorful images showcase 1962 fair attractions. Unique collectible items double as playable records with fair-inspired songs.

Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records

$24.95
$24.95
Festive blue and green holiday sweater featuring Santa Sasquatch walking through pine trees, perfect for ugly sweater parties and Bigfoot enthusiasts

Bigfoot Sweater

$42.50
$42.50
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Instant Audience handheld device with four sound effects buttons for applause, crickets, rimshot, and boo, shown in packaging and held in hand, perfect for creating instant crowd reactions

Instant Audience

$10.95
$10.95
Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament with motion-activated sound, green plastic pickle-shaped ornament hanging next to product packaging featuring festive design and product details

Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

$14.95
$14.95
Inflatable unicorn horn for cats product packaging and demonstration, featuring a white and gray cat wearing the inflatable horn, with colorful rainbow design on box

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

$6.95
$6.95
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Red circular tin of Emergency Googly Eyes with various sizes of adhesive plastic eyes scattered around, featuring a playful design of googly eyes on the lid

Emergency Googly Eyes

$5.50
$5.50
$7.50
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Black mustache-shaped Christmas ornament hanging from green pine tree branch, adding a whimsical and gentlemanly touch to holiday decor

Mustache Ornament

$5.99
$5.99
$7.50
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Mustache Ice Cube Tray with product packaging, silicone mold featuring 8 mustache-shaped cavities, glass of water with ice cubes, and loose mustache-shaped ice cubes on blue background

Mustache Ice Cube Tray

$2.50
$2.50
$9.00
Toothpick Bird Dispenser with red and black plastic bird on black base, dispensing toothpick from beak. Green and blue product box displaying bird illustration and "toothpick bird" text.

Toothpick Bird Dispenser

$7.95
$7.95
Metal tin featuring a grungy public toilet image and labeled "Public Toilet Survival Kit" by Archie McPhee, containing essentials for maintaining hygiene in unsanitary restrooms

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$5.95
$5.95
Deluxe Disguise Glasses with light skin tone nose, black frames, bushy eyebrows, and mustache attached. Product logo above in orange and white text.

Deluxe Disguise Glasses - Light Skin Tone

$4.95
$4.95
Red rubber finger tentacles worn on a hand, resembling squid or octopus arms, with green text "Finger Tentacles" above

Finger Tentacles

$13.95
$13.95