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Set of 10 miniature hands for fingers, 5 right and 5 left, in light skin tone. Multiple tiny hands shown on two human hands, with orange text describing the product. Quirky and fun novelty item for parties and social media photos.

Finger Hands Light Skin Tone - Set of 10

$12.95
$12.95
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Instant Audience handheld device with four sound effects buttons for applause, crickets, rimshot, and boo, shown in packaging and held in hand, perfect for creating instant crowd reactions

Instant Audience

$10.95
$10.95
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White Chinese takeout box with red pagoda design surrounded by red question marks, representing the Lucky Take-Out Surprise product filled with mystery Archie McPhee items at a discounted price.

Lucky Take-Out Surprise

$12.95
$12.95
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Red circular tin of Emergency Googly Eyes with various sizes of adhesive plastic eyes scattered around, featuring a playful design of googly eyes on the lid

Emergency Googly Eyes

$5.50
$5.50
$7.50
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Red noisemaker device labeled "Disappointed Sigh" with buttons for different sigh types, shown in packaging and held in hand. Features cartoon of frustrated man and warning label. Humorous novelty product for expressing dismay electronically.

Disappointed Sigh

$10.95
$10.95
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Novelty air freshener featuring a squirrel wearing white underpants, displayed in product packaging and as a standalone item. The squirrel has a tan body, bushy tail, and is standing upright. The packaging has a yellow background with acorn designs.

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Three Meditating Bigfoot figurines in brown, tan, and white colors, sitting cross-legged with eyes closed. Text above reads "MEDITATING BIGFOOT" in bold yellow and orange letters with black outline.

Meditating Bigfoot

$3.95
$3.95
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Yellow tin of Fried Chicken Candy featuring a cartoon chicken leg character, with two striped brown and yellow candies displayed below. Product name in red and blue text on bright yellow background.

Fried Chicken Candy in Tin

$5.95
$5.95
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Goth Cats vinyl figurines featuring four unique designs: emo cat with leather jacket, bat-winged black cat, vampire cat in cape, and skeleton cat. Green gothic-style text reads "GOTH CATS" above the figurines.

Goth Cats

$4.50
$4.50
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Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens pack of 12 small yellow toy chickens in clear packaging, featuring fun and hilarious miniature designs for gag gifts or party favors

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

$8.95
$8.95
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Emergency Goat Sounds noisemaker with four buttons for different goat sounds, shown in packaging and held in hand. Colorful product design featuring cartoon goat and farm background.

Emergency Goat Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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Yellow plush rubber chicken wearing red emotional support vest, standing upright with long neck and orange beak. Product tag shows "Emotional Support Chicken" with cartoon chicken face and "Squawk!" text. Comical and whimsical design for stress relief and companionship.

Emotional Support Chicken

$12.95
$12.95
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Green tin of Archie McPhee Pickle Candy featuring a smiling cartoon pickle character. The tin contains individually wrapped green and white striped hard candies resembling pickles, showcasing the unique pickle-flavored confection.

Pickle Candy in Tin

$5.95
$5.95
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Bacon-shaped air freshener packaging and product, featuring realistic bacon strip design on yellow background with red stripes. Hanging air freshener replica of three bacon slices with marbled fat texture.

Bacon Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Playful vinyl figurines of cats in various cleaning poses, including grey, black and white, and orange cats, under bold red text "Cleaning Kitties

Cleaning Kitties

$3.95
$3.95
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Dashboard Jesus figurine with white robe and red sash, arms raised, standing on metal spring base, ready to bring spiritual guidance to your car's dashboard

Dashboard Jesus

$8.95
$8.95
$6.95
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Six toy cat figurines dressed in cult robes surrounding an altar with a bird on it with a matchbox style package in the background.

Secret Cat Cult

$11.65
$11.65
$12.95
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Emergency Crow Sounds electronic noisemaker with four buttons for different crow calls, shown in packaging and held in hand. Device features caw, rattle, angry, and murder sounds, with crow silhouette design on white plastic casing.

Emergency Crow Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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The Cryptids USA box includes five cryptid figures, featuring Bigfoot and the Flatwoods Monster, with a forest-themed design. It's a must-have for enthusiasts of America's legendary monsters.

Cryptids USA

$9.95
$9.95
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Cleaning Cat Air Freshener with orange-scented cartoon cat in grooming pose, packaged and as hanging cardstock cutout, for car odor control

Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Blue tin container of Archie McPhee's Possum Flavored Candy with orange lid, featuring cartoon possums and product details. Two pink and white striped candies displayed in front of the tin.

Possum Candy

$5.95
$5.95
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Humorous feline toys operate can-shaped vehicles labeled Cat Food, with the text "Wet Food Joyride" above, incorporating soft vinyl components for a fun-filled experience.

Wet Food Joyride

$10.95
$10.95
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Itty Bitty Cats toy set featuring 12 miniature vinyl cat figurines in various playful poses, displayed in a clear bag with colorful packaging. Includes orange and black cats in different positions, perfect for collectors and cat lovers.

Itty Bitty Cats - Bag of 12

$8.95
$8.95
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In this package, you'll find a set of 10 miniature orange traffic cones made from soft vinyl, known as Itty Bitty Traffic Cones.

Itty Bitty Traffic Cones - Bag of 10

$8.95
$8.95