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The most popular Archie McPhee products!
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Yellow and white striped Mac & Cheese Candy Canes in festive red packaging with snowflake decorations, featuring a smiling macaroni mascot. Box displays product name and weight, with two candy canes shown separately to highlight the unique color and twist pattern.

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Green and white striped pickle-flavored candy canes in a festive box, featuring a cartoon pickle character dressed as Santa holding a candy cane, perfect for unique Christmas tree decorations or gifts for pickle lovers

Pickle Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Red and white striped bacon-flavored candy canes in festive packaging with cartoon pig illustration, snowflake design, and product name "Bacon Candy Canes" visible

Bacon Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Set of 10 miniature hands for fingers, 5 right and 5 left, in light skin tone. Multiple tiny hands shown on two human hands, with orange text describing the product. Quirky and fun novelty item for parties and social media photos.

Finger Hands Light Skin Tone - Set of 10

$12.95
$12.95
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White Chinese takeout box with red pagoda design surrounded by red question marks, representing the Lucky Take-Out Surprise product filled with mystery Archie McPhee items at a discounted price.

Lucky Take-Out Surprise

$12.95
$12.95
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Instant Audience handheld device with four sound effects buttons for applause, crickets, rimshot, and boo, shown in packaging and held in hand, perfect for creating instant crowd reactions

Instant Audience

$10.95
$10.95
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Red circular tin of Emergency Googly Eyes with various sizes of adhesive plastic eyes scattered around, featuring a playful design of googly eyes on the lid

Emergency Googly Eyes

$5.50
$5.50
$7.50
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Novelty air freshener featuring a squirrel wearing white underpants, displayed in product packaging and as a standalone item. The squirrel has a tan body, bushy tail, and is standing upright. The packaging has a yellow background with acorn designs.

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Three Meditating Bigfoot figurines in brown, tan, and white colors, sitting cross-legged with eyes closed. Text above reads "MEDITATING BIGFOOT" in bold yellow and orange letters with black outline.

Meditating Bigfoot

$3.95
$3.95
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Yellow tin of Fried Chicken Candy featuring a cartoon chicken leg character, with two striped brown and yellow candies displayed below. Product name in red and blue text on bright yellow background.

Fried Chicken Candy in Tin

$5.95
$5.95
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Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens pack of 12 small yellow toy chickens in clear packaging, featuring fun and hilarious miniature designs for gag gifts or party favors

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

$8.95
$8.95
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Goth Cats vinyl figurines featuring four unique designs: emo cat with leather jacket, bat-winged black cat, vampire cat in cape, and skeleton cat. Green gothic-style text reads "GOTH CATS" above the figurines.

Goth Cats

$4.50
$4.50
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Emergency Goat Sounds noisemaker with four buttons for different goat sounds, shown in packaging and held in hand. Colorful product design featuring cartoon goat and farm background.

Emergency Goat Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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Yellow plush rubber chicken wearing red emotional support vest, standing upright with long neck and orange beak. Product tag shows "Emotional Support Chicken" with cartoon chicken face and "Squawk!" text. Comical and whimsical design for stress relief and companionship.

Emotional Support Chicken

$12.95
$12.95
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Green tin of Archie McPhee Pickle Candy featuring a smiling cartoon pickle character. The tin contains individually wrapped green and white striped hard candies resembling pickles, showcasing the unique pickle-flavored confection.

Pickle Candy in Tin

$5.95
$5.95
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Bacon flavored lip balm product packaging and tube, featuring red and orange colors with cartoon bacon strip illustration, designed for bacon lovers and novelty gift enthusiasts

Bacon Lip Balm

$2.95
$2.95
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Inflatable Turkey novelty product with packaging and inflated turkey replica, perfect for Thanksgiving decoration or pranks, 16 inches long, realistic golden-brown appearance

Inflatable Turkey

$11.95
$11.95
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Novelty possum-flavored candy canes in pink and gray stripes, packaged in a dark blue box with cartoon possum illustrations. One candy cane stands out from the pack, showcasing the unique striped design.

Possum Flavored Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Playful vinyl figurines of cats in various cleaning poses, including grey, black and white, and orange cats, under bold red text "Cleaning Kitties

Cleaning Kitties

$3.95
$3.95
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Box of Jalapeño Candy Canes featuring red and green striped candy canes, with a cartoon jalapeño character holding a candy cane. The packaging displays the product name and cartoon peppers, blending Christmas and spicy themes.

Jalapeño Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Pine-flavored Bigfoot Candy Canes in green and white stripes, displayed in a festive box with Bigfoot illustrations holding a candy cane, perfect for unique Christmas treats

Bigfoot Candy Canes

$6.95
$6.95
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Cleaning Cat Air Freshener with orange-scented cartoon cat in grooming pose, packaged and as hanging cardstock cutout, for car odor control

Cleaning Cat Air Freshener

$3.95
$3.95
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Six toy cat figurines dressed in cult robes surrounding an altar with a bird on it with a matchbox style package in the background.

Secret Cat Cult

$12.95
$12.95
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Blue tin container of Archie McPhee's Possum Flavored Candy with orange lid, featuring cartoon possums and product details. Two pink and white striped candies displayed in front of the tin.

Possum Candy

$5.95
$5.95