Father Christmas, give me some money
This Illuminati-approved ornament represents the power of old-fashioned cash. It’s that famous, mysterious pyramid from the back of a one dollar bill. We don’t know what it means, but we think this 5" tall, hand-blown glass ornament definitely makes a sly commentary on the commercialization of the holidays. While it can be hung on a tree, it can also stand on its own if you’d like to display it year-round.