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White Elephant Gifts - Secret Santa

Secret Santa got you down? Get your white elephant gifts from the experts! Gifts that are both stupid and funny! Sure to be a hit.
Humorous Horse Head Squirrel Feeder product box and image of squirrel wearing oversized horse mask, creating illusion of horse-headed squirrel for comedic backyard entertainment

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

$20.95
$20.95
Vintage Seattle World's Fair postcards featuring Space Needle, monorail, and restaurant interior. Colorful images showcase 1962 fair attractions. Unique collectible items double as playable records with fair-inspired songs.

Seattle World's Fair Postcard Records

$24.95
$24.95
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Instant Audience

Instant Audience

$11.95
$11.95
Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament with motion-activated sound, green plastic pickle-shaped ornament hanging next to product packaging featuring festive design and product details

Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

$14.95
$14.95
$14.95
Inflatable unicorn horn for cats product packaging and demonstration, featuring a white and gray cat wearing the inflatable horn, with colorful rainbow design on box

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

$5.95
$5.95
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Red circular tin of Emergency Googly Eyes with various sizes of adhesive plastic eyes scattered around, featuring a playful design of googly eyes on the lid

Emergency Googly Eyes

$6.50
$6.50
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Black mustache-shaped Christmas ornament hanging from green pine tree branch, adding a whimsical and gentlemanly touch to holiday decor

Mustache Ornament

$5.99
$5.99
$7.50
Toothpick Bird Dispenser with red and black plastic bird on black base, dispensing toothpick from beak. Green and blue product box displaying bird illustration and "toothpick bird" text.

Toothpick Bird Dispenser

$8.50
$8.50
Metal tin featuring a grungy public toilet image and labeled "Public Toilet Survival Kit" by Archie McPhee, containing essentials for maintaining hygiene in unsanitary restrooms

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$7.50
$7.50
Deluxe Disguise Glasses with light skin tone nose, black frames, bushy eyebrows, and mustache attached. Product logo above in orange and white text.

Deluxe Disguise Glasses - Light Skin Tone

$5.50
$5.50
Red rubber finger tentacles worn on a hand, resembling squid or octopus arms, with green text "Finger Tentacles" above

Finger Tentacles

$13.95
$13.95
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Artist Facial Hair set featuring exaggerated black mustache and goatee on product packaging with stylized face illustration against blue sky background

Artist Facial Hair

$3.99
$3.99
$4.95
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Hipster mustache accessory shown on product packaging and modeled by person wearing sunglasses and cap, featuring thick black handlebar style mustache for ironic fashion statement

Hipster Mustache

$2.99
$2.99
$3.95
Red tin of Instant Underpants by Archie McPhee with 'Just Add Water!' text, next to a white compressed pellet of disposable underpants

Instant Underpants

$5.95
$5.95
Hand holding small blue tin labeled "Emergency Underpants" with cartoon character, containing disposable underwear for unexpected situations, compact size for easy carrying

Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

$5.95
$5.95
Inflatable Turkey novelty product with packaging and inflated turkey replica, perfect for Thanksgiving decoration or pranks, 16 inches long, realistic golden-brown appearance

Inflatable Turkey

$13.95
$13.95
Handerpants: White fingerless gloves resembling men's briefs, worn on hands with blue elastic band. Product name displayed above in large text.

Handerpants

$14.50
$14.50
Vintage-style poster for "Delinquents with Combs" featuring retro imagery alongside a modern switchblade comb product, showcasing both the nostalgic packaging and the actual metal and plastic comb in open and closed positions

Switchblade Comb

$8.95
$8.95
Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

$13.95
$13.95
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Colorful assortment of whimsical finger monsters with bulging eyes and exaggerated features, displayed on fingertips against a vibrant blue background. Variety of shapes, sizes, and expressions showcasing the product's playful and quirky nature.

Deluxe Finger Monsters

$9.95
$9.95
Giant yellow wooden pencil with red eraser, held in hand, next to its clear packaging. Oversized writing instrument for novelty and functionality, perfect for big ideas and desk decor.

Giant Wooden Pencil

$8.50
$8.50
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Deluxe Rubber Chicken toy held by hand, showcasing its bright yellow color and elongated neck. Product packaging visible with blue background and rubber chicken image. Humorous novelty item for entertainment and pranks.

Deluxe Rubber Chicken

$11.50
$11.50
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Dashboard Jesus figurine with white robe and red sash, arms raised, standing on metal spring base, ready to bring spiritual guidance to your car's dashboard

Dashboard Jesus

$9.50
$9.50