Titanic Gravy Boat

December 20 2016

Titanic Gravy Boat bnner

This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment on this post and let us know. Remember, we still have plenty of other weird items for your home and kitchen including the Octopus Porcelain Mug.

Titanic Gravy Boat

When we first considered a gravy boat we thought about an Exxon Valdez-esque oil spill of gravy, but it was quickly shot down. Why not go with the unsinkable Titanic? If James Cameron made kitchen accessories, this is the gravy boat he would make! As one of the other people who sold it said, "Too soon?" 

Titanic Gravy Boat closeup

The original description

There's a stack of mashed potatoes off the port bow. Hard to starboard!

  • Ceramic gravy boat shaped like the Titanic
  • Pour gravy through hole in hull
  • It's 9" x 4-3/4" and holds 16 fl. oz. of gravy
  • Perfect for edible reenactments

Using the Titanic Gravy Boat acknowledges something we all know—most holiday meals are a disaster. The Titanic Gravy Boat brings one of the most famous maritime tragedies of all time to your dinner table. This ceramic representation of the Titanic is 9" x 4-3/4" and holds 16 fl. oz. of gravy which can be poured through the hole in the hull. Also, it can be used to stage a historical reenactment if your relatives start talking politics. As soon as someone starts quoting radio show hosts, you just use mashed potatoes as the iceberg and peas as the life boats.

We took the opportunity of having a Titanic Gravy Boat to remake the movie Titanic for less than $20! Our special effects probably weren't on the same level as the real movie, but they were pretty good for what we had on hand. Plus, that's real gravy and masked potatoes. No special effects needed, just a fork! Check out our CGI dolphin in the picture below.

Titanic Gravy Boat Movie Still with CGI Dolphin

Titanic Gravy Boat pouring on pile of mashed potatoes on table

Titanic Gravy Boat package label detail



  • Bethany: February 03, 2020
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    Bring back the gravy boat!!!! Some things in life are much needed and this is one of those things.

  • Sarah Smith: September 23, 2019
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    Yes yes yes! Bring back the gravy boat!

  • Jason Craig: March 02, 2019
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    This is the funniest gravy boat I have ever seen! Please bring back the best gravy boat ever. . . What a great way to ease the tension of the holidays ;)

  • Brenda: December 05, 2018
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    Is there any place I can buy this used? Do you know where I might find one that someone got from you and doesn’t want anymore??? I really want one for my son-in-law for Christmas.

  • Ruth McGurk: November 04, 2018
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    Please. Please. This is all my daughter wants for Christmas. She’s 41.

  • Miranda: October 24, 2018
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    I’m on my hands and knees begging for this to come back. Every night in my dreams, I see this gravy boat, I feeeeeeeel this gravy boat.

  • Chuck: August 31, 2018
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    PLEASE bring the Titanic Gravy Boat back!

  • Amber: August 08, 2018
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    I need this

  • Courtney Ansolabehere: March 29, 2018
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  • Lisa: January 18, 2018
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    I AGREE 100% please bring the Titanic gravy boat back.

  • Sally: December 25, 2017
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    Please bring back the Titanic gravy boat. My life depends on it.

  • Sue: November 24, 2017
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    I was also desperately looking for a boat looking gravy boat. Sorry to see it’s discontinued!

  • Lisa: November 23, 2017
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    are you bringing the gravy boat back?

  • heather cain: November 06, 2017
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    Please bring this back!

  • Mary Sanders: July 17, 2017
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    Your best item ever. I’ve given it as gifts, kept one for myself, and recently discovered new possible recipients; it all hinges on whether you’ll bring it back.

  • Archie McPhee: May 09, 2017
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    No. It has been discontinued.

  • jOE: May 08, 2017
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    do you still have the titanic gravy boat available for sale?

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