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Finger Monster - Song by The Presidents of the United State of America

Posted on March 07 2014

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We were pleased as punch when The Presidents of the United States of America found inspiration in our Finger Monsters for an amazing song that captures their awesomeness perfectly. (Buy the song here)
Not only that, but the incredibly talented Chris Bellew came to our Seattle Archie McPhee store to perform his Caspar Babypants song Googly Eyes. We like to think he was singing specifically about our . 

Here are the lyrics to Finger Monster:

Multiple eyes and crabby claws

Multiple eyes and claws finger mosnter

Orange horns and chompy jaws

orange horn and chompy jaw finger monster
Even though I know it's on my own fingertip
I sit and wonder why and cry
And bite my own lip
Because

Finger monster I am scared of you
Scared of you-ou-ou
Finger monster I am scared of you
Scared of you-ou-ou
Voodoo you do makes me stare at you
Stare at you-ou-ou
You, you
Whoo!

Looking at me down its long long nose
Stuck in her sleepy freaky creepy pose

Long nose finger monster
Eyes all buggy, body all sluggy
Makes me so afraid
I sit and wonder why I just don't flick it away
Because

Finger monster I am scared of you
Scared of you-ou-ou
Finger monster I am scared of you
Scared of you-ou-ou
Voodoo you do makes me stare at you
Stare at you-ou-ou
You, you
You, you


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