Don't stare dear, he's probably an artist

This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or even learning how to paint. No one will doubt your status as a living master as you move through high society art openings, art school or just tagging the side of a building. And if you are an artist, you'll find that people will pay way more if they see you in this facial hair. Each piece in the set is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing.