Am I a Crazy Cat Lady?

Crazy Cat Lady At Home

Are you a Crazy Cat Lady? Take the Crazy Cat Lady Quiz and find out! 

(Quiz available on our Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure and Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book)

Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?

Do you think cats are smarter than people?

Do you feel Tom is more talented than Jerry?

Do you have more cats than ex-boyfriends/girlfriends?

Do you spend more on doctor bills for your cats than for yourself?

Do you buy the ice cream your cats prefer instead of the kind you like?

Can you tell your cats apart by the roughness of their tongues?

Do you own more than one piece of clothing with a cat on it?

Does more than half your wardrobe have a of a cat on it? 

Does 100% of your wardrobe have cat fur on it? 

Does your cat have its own social media account?

Does your cat have more followers than you do? 

Do you spend more on Christmas presents for your cat than for your family?

Do you buy more than one kind of cat food because a few of your cats are picky eaters?

Do you feel that the ancient Egyptian tradition of cat worship is the one true religion?

Add up your "yes" answers and check your results.


1-3: Do you even own a cat? This is not the quiz for you. Maybe you should try a pet tarantula or snake.

4-7: You have cats, but you're not over the top about it. Your coworkers know you own cats, but they aren't tired of hearing you talk about them.

8-11: You're almost there. I bet you have a cat staring at you while you're reading this.

12-14: Congratulations! You have achieved kitty nirvana. Your fur-babies will bring you so much joy.

15: Meow. Meow meow. Meow. (Anyone who scored 15 will know what that means.)