The Rubber Chicken Wine Stopper has to exist because drinking wine can be such a serious business. What better way to get the wine snob in your life to loosen up a little bit than to shove this rubber chicken in their best bottle? It’s called Coq au Vin on the package, so there’s even an extra joke involving French! If you cram it hard enough, you can put this rooster in just about any bottle and create an airtight seal. It is made of food-grade silicone and is hand wash only.