Seattle is the home to the world’s only Rubber Chicken Museum located inside the Archie McPhee store. Dry, chapped lips aren’t funny, but rubber chickens are hilarious. While we do not recommend kissing actual chickens, if you have to, you might want to make it pleasant for them by applying a liberal layer of balm from this 1-3/4" tube of SPF 15, lemonade-flavored lip balm.

Active Ingredients: Octinoxate 7.0%, Oxybenzone 4.0%

Inactive Ingredients: Petrolatum, Ozokerite, Beeswax, Mineral Oil, Coconut Oil, Flavor, Saccharin, Phenyl Trimethicone, Aloe Leaf Extract, Safflower Seed Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate