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Bigfoot Lip Balm tube featuring colorful illustration of Bigfoot walking in mountain landscape, with product name and vitamin information visible

Bigfoot Lip Balm

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Rubber Chicken Museum Lip Balm

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Embroidered patch featuring stylized book spines in shades of blue and teal, with a smiling face in the center. Text at bottom reads "BOOK SMELLER" in white stitching. Square patch with black border.

Book Smeller Embroidered Patch

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Embroidered patch featuring a detailed pangolin on a light blue shield-shaped background with 'WEIRD' above and 'BUT COOL' below in dark blue text, bordered by a navy blue outline

Weird But Cool Pangolin Embroidered Patch

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