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Toothpick Bird Dispenser with red and black plastic bird on black base, dispensing toothpick from beak. Green and blue product box displaying bird illustration and "toothpick bird" text.

Toothpick Bird Dispenser

$10.00
$10.00
Metal tin featuring a grungy public toilet image and labeled "Public Toilet Survival Kit" by Archie McPhee, containing essentials for maintaining hygiene in unsanitary restrooms

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$7.50
$7.50
Red and white striped bacon-flavored candy canes in festive packaging with cartoon pig illustration, snowflake design, and product name "Bacon Candy Canes" visible

Bacon Candy Canes

$9.50
$9.50
Deluxe Disguise Glasses with light skin tone nose, black frames, bushy eyebrows, and mustache attached. Product logo above in orange and white text.

Deluxe Disguise Glasses - Light Skin Tone

$6.25
$6.25
Red rubber finger tentacles worn on a hand, resembling squid or octopus arms, with green text "Finger Tentacles" above

Finger Tentacles

$13.95
$13.95
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Artist Facial Hair set featuring exaggerated black mustache and goatee on product packaging with stylized face illustration against blue sky background

Artist Facial Hair

$3.99
$3.99
$4.95
Red tin of Instant Underpants by Archie McPhee with 'Just Add Water!' text, next to a white compressed pellet of disposable underpants

Instant Underpants

$6.95
$6.95
Hand holding small blue tin labeled "Emergency Underpants" with cartoon character, containing disposable underwear for unexpected situations, compact size for easy carrying

Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants

$6.95
$6.95
Handerpants: White fingerless gloves resembling men's briefs, worn on hands with blue elastic band. Product name displayed above in large text.

Handerpants

$16.95
$16.95
Inflatable Turkey novelty product with packaging and inflated turkey replica, perfect for Thanksgiving decoration or pranks, 16 inches long, realistic golden-brown appearance

Inflatable Turkey

$16.25
$16.25
Vintage-style poster for "Delinquents with Combs" featuring retro imagery alongside a modern switchblade comb product, showcasing both the nostalgic packaging and the actual metal and plastic comb in open and closed positions

Switchblade Comb

$10.75
$10.75
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington twirly pencil with black and white design, featuring a spiral track and Jack figure topper, perfect for Gothic writing or sketching.

Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skellington Twirly Pencils - Set of 2

$4.95
$4.95
Vintage prayer cards featuring chalices with Jesus' image, surrounded by floral designs and IHS symbol, gold-edged and printed in 1937 by Cavro company

Jesus on Chalice Prayer Card

$4.95
$4.95
Two vintage Catholic prayer cards depicting a priest at the altar with a crucifix, candles, and smaller figures below. Gold-edged, sepia-toned images with religious symbolism and 1937 printing details visible.

Holy Style Prayer Card

$4.95
$4.95
Glow Zombie Finger Puppets set of 5, featuring green undead characters with exposed brains, wounds, and glowing eyes. Each puppet has unique details like torn clothing, missing limbs, and eerie expressions, perfect for Halloween fun and spooky playtime.

Glow Zombie Finger Puppets

$4.75
$4.75
Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

$15.00
$15.00
Colorful assortment of whimsical finger monsters with bulging eyes and exaggerated features, displayed on fingertips against a vibrant blue background. Variety of shapes, sizes, and expressions showcasing the product's playful and quirky nature.

Deluxe Finger Monsters

$18.50
$18.50
Deluxe Rubber Chicken toy held by hand, showcasing its bright yellow color and elongated neck. Product packaging visible with blue background and rubber chicken image. Humorous novelty item for entertainment and pranks.

Deluxe Rubber Chicken

$13.25
$13.25
Giant yellow wooden pencil with red eraser, held in hand, next to its clear packaging. Oversized writing instrument for novelty and functionality, perfect for big ideas and desk decor.

Giant Wooden Pencil

$10.00
$10.00
Devil Duckie red rubber bath toy with horns and mischievous expression perfect for a fun, devilish bath time.

Devil Duckie

$6.50
$6.50
Bacon Air Freshener by Archie McPhee features a whimsical cartoon design of crispy bacon strips on a bright yellow package background, with a matching hanging air freshener that looks like three strips of red and white marbled bacon.

Bacon Air Freshener

$5.00
$5.00
Dashboard Jesus figurine with white robe and red sash, arms raised, standing on metal spring base, ready to bring spiritual guidance to your car's dashboard

Dashboard Jesus

$11.25
$11.25