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Excited man in plaid shirt holding rubber chicken finger puppet and yellow gift card, with Archie McPhee box containing quirky items on yellow background, representing the Archie McPhee Starter Kit for unique gift-giving

Archie McPhee Starter Kit

$20.00
$20.00
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Bigfoot Lip Balm tube featuring colorful illustration of Bigfoot walking in mountain landscape, with product name and vitamin information visible

Bigfoot Lip Balm

$3.95
$3.95
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Embroidered patch featuring stylized book spines in shades of blue and teal, with a smiling face in the center. Text at bottom reads "BOOK SMELLER" in white stitching. Square patch with black border.

Book Smeller Embroidered Patch

$6.50
$6.50
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A brown capybara-shaped tea infuser with a small orange on its head and the package in the background

Capybarahhh Tea Infuser

$13.95
$13.95
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Get well soon card featuring a black and white cat wearing a cone collar, sitting on a teal background. Hand-drawn style illustration with text "Get Well Soon" at the bottom.

Cone Kitty Get Well Card

$5.50
$5.50
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Emergency Chicken electronic noisemaker device with four sound buttons for peep, cluck, morning crowing, and squawk. Packaged product shown alongside a hand holding the white, handheld device featuring a cartoon chicken logo and colorful buttons.

Emergency Chicken

$10.95
$10.95
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Emergency Crow Sounds electronic noisemaker with four buttons for different crow calls, shown in packaging and held in hand. Device features caw, rattle, angry, and murder sounds, with crow silhouette design on white plastic casing.

Emergency Crow Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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Emergency Goat Sounds noisemaker with four buttons for different goat sounds, shown in packaging and held in hand. Colorful product design featuring cartoon goat and farm background.

Emergency Goat Sounds

$10.95
$10.95
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Furrybones Brady Sloth figurine, a skeleton in a brown sloth costume with large eyes and a stitched smile, hugging a small green sloth toy. The collectible combines cute and macabre elements in a whimsical design.

Furrybones Brady Sloth

$14.99
$14.99
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Furrybones Bun Bun Lope figurine, skeleton in jackalope costume with antlers and brown fur, holding small purple unicorn doll, wearing green bowtie, sitting pose with pink paw pads visible

Furrybones Bun Bun Lope Jackalope

$14.99
$14.99
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Furrybones Gadget Robot figurine with skeleton face, silver body, gold accents, and colorful buttons, combining retro sci-fi aesthetics with a whimsical, spooky charm

Furrybones Gadget Robot

$14.99
$14.99
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Furrybones Scorchie figurine: cute skeleton in dragon costume holding toasted marshmallow. Black and red dragon outfit with spikes, large skull head, stitched mouth, and big eyes. Whimsical collectible with contrasting adorable and spooky elements.

Furrybones Scorchie

$14.99
$14.99
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Furrybones Whally Narwhal figurine featuring a smiling skeleton in a light blue narwhal costume with a spiral horn, holding a small purple unicorn toy, set against a white background

Furrybones Whally Narwhal

$14.99
$14.99
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Grim Steeper tea infuser shaped like Death, with skull face and scythe, steeping in clear glass mug filled with golden tea. Unique and humorous kitchen accessory for tea lovers and Halloween enthusiasts.

Grim Steeper Tea Infuser

$13.95
$13.95
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Handitaur Christmas finger puppet set featuring a shirtless centaur torso with Santa hat, beard, and muscular upper body, attached to a hand with four hooved fingers, creating a festive hand-centaur hybrid toy

Handitaur with Santa Hat

$11.95
$11.95
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Goth-style anniversary card featuring two cartoon cats, one gray with fishnet stockings and a spiked collar, and one black, sitting in front of a pink heart on a purple swirled background. Text reads "Happy Anni-purr-sary!

Happy Anni-purr-sary Goth Cats Greeting Card

$5.50
$5.50
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A greeting card depicting two illustrated grumpy frogs wearing party hats in a festive room, one holding and red balloon and the other holding a sign with the words "Happy Birthday!"

Happy Birthday Frogs Greeting Card

$5.50
$5.50
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Humorous Horse Head Squirrel Feeder product box and image of squirrel wearing oversized horse mask, creating illusion of horse-headed squirrel for comedic backyard entertainment

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

$18.95
$18.95
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Inflatable mattress shaped like a giant slice of toast, golden-brown in color with a raised crust edge. A woman in a light-colored dress is lying on the mattress, demonstrating its size and comfort. The novelty bed appears soft and inviting.

Inflatable Toast Mattress

$169.95
$169.95
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Hand holding a Manatea Tea Infuser, a gray silicone manatee-shaped tea infuser with small holes, being lifted from a white ceramic mug. The unique, playful design showcases the product's functionality for steeping loose leaf tea.

Manatea Tea Infuser

$13.95
$13.95
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Axolotl-shaped novelty tea infuser sitting in a clear glass of pink tea with the package in the background

Relaxolotl Tea Infuser

$13.95
$13.95
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Rubber Chicken Museum lip balm tube featuring black label with yellow text and red chicken logo, from Seattle's Archie McPhee store, huckleberry flavored, 1-3/4 inches long

Rubber Chicken Museum Lip Balm

$3.95
$3.95
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Set of ten gold-colored metal buttons featuring a star design with hammer and sickle symbol in the center, reminiscent of Soviet-era military insignia.

Russian Commie Buttons with Hammer and Sickle

$4.95
$4.95
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Cute sloth-shaped tea infuser held over a white mug with inspirational text. The silicone sloth has perforations for steeping tea and is being gently gripped by a human hand, demonstrating its use as a unique and whimsical tea steeper.

Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

$13.95
$13.95