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Vintage-style metal lunchboxes featuring The J.P. Patches Show characters, including colorful images of J.P. Patches and Gertrude on front and side panels, with red trim and yellow background

J.P. Patches Lunchbox

$16.95
$16.95
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Sell Your House Kit featuring Saint Joseph statue, booklet, prayer card, and sold sign. Humorous product for homeowners seeking divine intervention in real estate sales.

Sell Your House Kit

$6.99
$6.99
$9.95
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Handipanda finger puppet set packaging featuring a hand wearing panda-shaped puppets, surrounded by bamboo and floral designs, with product name and warning label

Handipanda - Panda Finger Puppet

$3.99
$3.99
$7.50
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Black and red socks featuring the quote "Hell is Other People" with flame-like design. Product packaging shown alongside two displayed socks, highlighting the philosophical theme and bold color contrast.

Hell is Other People Socks

$4.95
$4.95
$8.95
Green men's dress socks featuring brown Bigfoot silhouettes with red scarves, displayed alongside product packaging with matching design. Socks have dark green cuffs and heels, with visible branding on the foot.

Bigfoot Socks

$8.95
$8.95
Orange duck feet finger puppets worn on two fingers, with "DUCK FEET" text above and "for your hands!" below, against white background.

Duck Feet Finger Puppets

$3.95
$3.95
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Book cover of "High Five This Sign" by Obvious Plant, featuring a prank poster with an outstretched hand and humorous text, designed for posting on poles to create public amusement

High Five This Sign - Obvious Plant Book

$5.95
$5.95
$8.95
Wind-up chattering teeth novelty toy with red and white plastic dentures, displayed next to its colorful retail box featuring bold text and playful graphics, perfect for gags and pranks

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

$4.95
$4.95
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Set of three colorful unicorn-themed notebooks with vibrant covers featuring magical unicorn illustrations, rainbows, and starry backgrounds. Titles include "Unicorn Quest," "Beautiful Thoughts," and "Every Day Is Awesome." Product packaging shown.

Unicorn Notebooks

$3.99
$3.99
$7.95
J.P. Patches Nodder figurine in colorful clown attire, featuring a yellow jacket, polka dot tie, and black hat. Boxed and unboxed versions shown side-by-side, highlighting the detailed design of this beloved Seattle children's TV show character.

J.P. Patches Nodder

$13.95
$13.95
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Whimsical glass tree topper featuring Santa with a pigeon head riding an ostrich, displayed next to its packaging. The ornament stands on a green base with pine needles, showcasing its unique and quirky holiday design.

Santa Pigeon Tree Topper

$19.95
$19.95
$24.95
Glass pug head Christmas ornament with wrinkled face and pink tongue, shown hanging and in green-based packaging, capturing the breed's unique features for holiday decoration

Pug Head Ornament

$16.95
$16.95
Glass ornament featuring a woman in pink robe and glasses with small cat figures, shown hanging and in packaging labeled 'Crazy Cat Lady Ornament

Crazy Cat Lady® Ornament

$16.95
$16.95
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Gertrude Ornament from J.P. Patches Show, featuring colorful glass figurine with pink hair, silver crown, and polka dot dress. Displayed both as hanging ornament and in clear packaging labeled 'Gertrude Ornament'. Vibrant collectible for fans of Seattle's beloved children's TV program.

Gertrude Ornament

$7.99
$7.99
$14.95
Gray cat wearing floral cotton bonnet with satin lining. Product packaging shows another cat in bonnet against desert background. Text reads "Cat Bonnet" and "Cats Love It!" Unique pet accessory for playful or old-fashioned cat owners.

Cat Bonnet

$6.95
$6.95
Pair of miniature hands worn on fingertips, light skin tone, making peace sign gesture on real hand, novelty finger puppets for fun and entertainment

Pair of Finger Hands - Light Skin Tone

$2.95
$2.95
Hand with two fingers wearing miniature vinyl feet in dark skin tone, creating illusion of tiny legs walking on a surface, showcasing Finger Feet product for playful finger transformation

Finger Feet - Dark Skin Tone

$3.95
$3.95
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Quirky thank you card set featuring characters with animal heads in colorful dresses. Box displays squirrel-headed figure in yellow dress. Various cards show duck, crow, and squirrel characters. Unique and whimsical design for expressing gratitude.

Thank You Cards Boxed Set

$4.95
$4.95
$7.95
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Set of six colorful birthday cards featuring whimsical illustrations of people wearing animal masks, including bird, horse, and cat. Cards display "Happy Birthday" text with quirky, muted celebratory designs perfect for unique birthday greetings.

Birthday Cards Box Set

$4.95
$4.95
$7.95
Green glow-in-the-dark finger tentacles on hand, product image showing five elongated suction-cupped tentacles extending from fingertips, fun and quirky novelty item for nighttime play or costume accessories

Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Tentacles

$13.95
$13.95
Black knit beanie with "ARCHIE MCPHEE SEATTLE, USA" embroidered in white, worn by a smiling person in a plaid shirt against a white background.

Archie McPhee Knit Hat

$9.95
$9.95
Light blue socks with black trim featuring Seattle rain cloud design, displayed on packaging and as worn. Product showcases Seattle-themed comfort wear for everyday use and rainy weather.

Seattle Socks

$8.95
$8.95
Cartoon monkey wearing red fez centered in orange and white swirl background with text "Less Talk More Monkey" and Archie McPhee logo on black t-shirt

Less Talk, More Monkey Swirl T-Shirt

from $19.95
from $19.95
Miniature vinyl feet accessories for fingers, shown on a hand against a white background with orange "Finger Feet" logo text

Finger Feet - Light Skin Tone

$3.95
$3.95