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Baaad Finger Goat - Goat Finger Puppet

  • Evil goat finger puppet
  • Made of soft vinyl
  • 2" tall
  • Black goat with red eyes
Item #: M6803

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Baaad Finger Goat - Goat Finger Puppet

Regular Price
$2.95
Sale Price
$2.95
Regular Price
Out of Stock
Unit Price
per 

This goat is baaad

This 2" tall, soft vinyl goat is good on the inside but looks bad on the outside. He appears as if he just escaped from some kind of pagan ritual in a folk horror movie. Put it on your finger and channel the dark forces. Smells better than an actual goat. This is a great add-on if you're buying a set of Finger Goats or if you're just looking for a goat that might be possessed by some kind of evil demon spirit summoned by a group of hooded weirdos that smell like patchouli and not showering for a week because a quick dip in the creek once a month is just as good. There is no proof this goat is evil, but he does speak in Latin and he giggles when bad things happen on the farm. We're not saying it's his fault the ladder fell, just that he thought it was funny. You should, out of an abundance of caution, give this goat the first choice for food and speak nicely to it, not because we think it's truly a terrible beast from Hades, but you know, why not treat him like that's what he is just for fun? Please buy this goat. Please. 


WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

You can also buy a set of 4 regular Finger Goats here.

 

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