Turkey Mask - Raw Turkey on Your Head

October 20 2016

Turkey Mask Scott Heffernan sits on beach

This item has been discontinued and is no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of it or would like us to bring it back, leave a comment on this post and let us know.

The Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

We make some amazing masks. When you try an make something that has never been made before, you sometimes stumble. Much like an actual turkey, this mask never quite took flight. The comic idea, getting your head stuck in a raw turkey, is an old one. It's in various cartoons, Mr. Bean and even an episode of Friends.  Some people thought this mask looked more like a helmet for some kind of medieval armor, others were just disturbed by the thought of raw turkey that close to your face. In any case, we definitely ruined a few Thanksgiving meals by selling this to hilarious uncles. 

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask in Pilgrim Hat

Original Description

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

  • Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
  • Realistic latex raw turkey mask
  • Fits most adult heads
  • Your life is just like a sitcom

It could happen. You're cooking a turkey, and, through series of mishaps, it ends up stuck on your head. This mask recreates that experience without the danger of salmonella. Just imagine wandering out of the kitchen on any holiday with a turkey wedged on your head—the laughter might never stop. This is the mask that every chef needs to bring the house down during big family meals. Latex. Fits most adult heads.

Chef in Turkey Mask head in turkey

Motivational poster you can't soar with eagles when you flock with turkeys

Chefs in Turkey Mask clutch one another


  • Olivia: October 04, 2018
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    Please bring this back. I was wanting one to wear this halloween and now its gone. I was going to use this in the courtyard at my school and dance to the music I recorded on my phone of me playing on my double bass. Please bring this back. I want to be internet famous.

  • Brian: March 22, 2018
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    Please bring this mask back. It’s amazing.

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