Jane Austen Products

These items have been discontinued and are no longer for sale. If you have a great memory of them or would like us to bring them back, leave a comment on this post and let us know. We still have other Jane Austen products in stock. Get 'em while you can!

Our first Jane Austen product was the original version of the Jane Austen Action Figure released in 2005. This debut featured a green jacket (changed to pink in the later release) and came on a blister card which included a book, writing desk and quill pen. 

JANE AUSTEN ACTION FIGURE (ORIGINAL)

The original description

Jane Austen was one of the greatest English novelists in history. Despite a rather sheltered life, she was able to capture the subtleties of human interaction so perfectly that her novels continue to be immensely popular to this day. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl action figure comes with a book (Pride & Prejudice) and a writing desk with removable quill pen! Illustrated blistercard.

JANE AUSTEN TOOTHPASTE

• A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste 
• Tube is decorated with Jane Austen 
• Tastes like roses 
• Usable by any class of people

 THE GENTEEL DENTAL HYGIENE OF THE EARLY 1800s

It takes a well-mannered toothpaste to have a graceful and properly comported regime of dental health. If you want to attract a husband with a good yearly income, he's going to be concerned about the status of your teeth. The tube of this toothpaste is decorated with the image of Jane Austen and flavored like the petals of a rose. Because, in our opinion, nothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austen's novels quite like a rose-flavored toothpaste. While you might think that the UK of the early 1800s is romantic, your own personal Mr. Darcy might prefer a bit more oral hygiene. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of pleasant paste.

JANE AUSTEN BANDAGES

• 3" x 1" (large)
• 15 plasters
• There are 7 quotes and 2 images - will get a random assortment
• Latex free adhesive
• Includes free temporary tattoo

 FROM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE TO BANDAGES AND BOO-BOOS

What better to protect your wounds than an author synonymous with the romance of the landed gentry? Each of the fifteen 3" x 1" plasters, that's UK for bandage, has one of 2 images of Jane Austen and one of 7 quotes from her best work. If the image of Jane Austen doesn't distract you from your pain, you also get a FREE temporary tattoo. Latex free adhesive.