Ear Guards: Chester McGuinness stops ear spiders
Posted on September 29 2011
Chester McGuinness wants you to stop bugs from crawling in your ears while you sleep with Ear Guards! This infomercial deals with a very real problem: spiders crawling into your ears while you're sleeping and laying eggs inside so that when those eggs hatch the baby spiders will eat your brains. Ear Guards stop that!
A few Chester McGuinness quotes:
"Did you know that while you're sleeping at night thousands of spiders are crawling all over your body?"
"Solution? Ear Guards! Tiny shower caps for your ears."
"There's nothing sexier than being spider-free!"