If there's one language teenagers understand, it's sarcasm. Is there really such a thing as the World's Best Teenager? Probably not, but we know they'll hate wearing this ribbon because they'll sense you mean it sarcastically. Each 9" blue ribbon attaches with a clip on the back to the shirt of a grumpy, argumentative teenager who will sigh and roll their eyes as you put it on them. If you're really lucky, they'll say something like, "Really funny, Mom... If it were opposite day."

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.