- 5-3/4" wide vinyl mustache
- Attaches to nose with gentle clip
- Looks like you have an octopus in your nostril
- This is what undersea Geraldo Rivera would look like
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Item #: 12195
What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid?
We've combined our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to create the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seenthe Tentacle Mustache. Each 5-3/4" wide soft vinyl Tentacle Mustache attaches to your nose with a clip and makes you look like a cross between a sophisticated gentleman and a squid. Perfect for blind dates, sushi bars and that calamari eating contest you've been challenged to. If Cthulhu was a hipster, this is the mustache he would have.