Okay, Dad will? probably? love that tie you bought him, but why not make him think you bought him a kit that turns hams into tiny shrunken heads? Complete with text and illustrations on all sides, put the boring gift in this 11-1/2" x 9-3/4" x 3" cardboard box (comes folded flat) and then watch their face as they open it.? Please don't actually make shrunken heads out of ham, thats kind of gross and a waste of perfectly good ham.