Your pencil has parasites, no one will steal it

These tiny parasites can perch on your pencil or pen and protect it from getting purloined by pirates. Who wants a pencil infected with parasites? You get a hard vinyl version, each about 1-1/4", of Dig Dig Head Louse, Blinky Eyelash Mite, Tickles Tapeworm, Zzeezz Bed Bug and Holly Hostess. They are adorable and a little gross!

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.