Bring me your meat pies! Bring your sausage! Let them take part in the Meat Parade

Imagine there was a meat holiday. A day, once a year, when all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate their meaty heritage with a Meat Parade. This single represents the meat carols from that holiday. The A-side has the hit single "Meat March," while the B-side is the down and dirty bluesy "Slab o' Meat." This is a real vinyl 45 rpm record that has been produced in very limited quantities. Not only that, but the vinyl is marbled like a delicious ham steak. There are a total of 1000 of these, and each is hand-numbered.

Watch the "Meat March" music video: