Grump Soap is for dirty grumps. As it says on the package, cleanliness is next to grumpiness. Grumps get dirty in lots of ways, getting ink stains on their fingers from writing notes to their neighbors about how they park, doing things over the RIGHT way and picking up after YOUR dog. How are you going to complain about everyone else’s personal hygiene if yours isn’t impeccable. Each unscented 2.5 oz. bar of soap has “GRUMP” debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin.