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Dress-Up Shakespeare Says!
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  • Laminated cardboard Shakespeare
  • 15-1/2" tall
  • 64 reusable vinyl clings - Insults, office cliches & outfits
  • Set it up as you like it
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Item #: 12536

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Reusable Shakespearian insults for all the cream-faced loons in your life

All your life, you've had to memorize what Shakespeare said. Well now he says what you want him to! Our laminated cardboard Dress-Up Shakespeare Says has a word balloon that you can fill with any of the included 43 reusable Shakespearean insults (His breath stinks of eating cheese) and quotes (To be, or not to be, that is the question). We have even included some modern wisdom translated into old-timey fancy talk (Art thou working hard or art thou hardly working?). And, to make him way cooler, we included a few pieces of modern clothing for old Bill. There are a total of 21 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories. At 15-1/2" tall, he’s large enough to turn any flat surface, even the world, into a stage. All vinyl clings are reusable, so you can dress and redress wisecracking Willy to your heart's content.


WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.