Despair Ornament

  • Glass ornament
  • 2” diameter
  • Expresses the existential horror of the holidays
  • How much more black could this be?
Item #: 12788

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It’s not all eggnog and fruitcakes around here

We’re not trying to bum anyone out, so if holiday happiness is your thing, stop reading now. Merry Christmas to you! Are they gone? Good. Now we can get down to business. How dare those Christmas cheer chumps ignore your angst and anxiety! This glass 2" diameter ornament is evidence that you’re not falling for the whole holiday thing again. It sure didn’t work out last Christmas, right? Don’t hide your despair, share it proudly with the world. Includes string for hanging.