Existentialist Gum

  • Seven 1” tall boxes look like philosophy books
  • An existential quote printed inside each box
  • Two fruit-flavored gumballs per box
  • Acknowledges hopelessness of existence
Item #: 12708


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  • Hell is other people’s gum

      Existentialist Gum is the candy that acknowledges the vastness of the dark abyss that surrounds us all. Know someone who thinks we’re all haunted by nothingness? Give them some gum! This set of seven 1” tall boxes looks like a shelf of tiny philosophy books. Inside each box you’ll find two fruit-flavored gumballs and a quote affirming your darkest impulses printed on the inside. So depressing it will warm the heart of your favorite existentialist!