In Seattle we know our coffee, computers and man buns. It’s hard to walk from the handmade organic cupcake place to the artisanal IPA brewery without seeing at least two or three bobbing on the backs of the heads of the bicyclists as they pass. So, Jackie at our Seattle store
made up a batch of them for guys that just don’t have it in them to grow one of their own naturally. Wear one and you’ll be able to pass unharmed through farmer’s markets and that one aisle in Whole Foods that has the stuff for people way more into organic than you are. Made of fake hair with a metal clip on the back.