Sure, Rubber Chickens are the funniest thing ever, but if we had one complaint it would be their unwieldy size. We’re all familiar with the trouble caused by taking your Rubber Chicken into a fancy restaurant or trying to get it through TSA. These vinyl Pocket Rubber Chickens are only 3” long and, as the name suggests, will fit in your pocket for easy (and hilarious) transport! Now you can be funny all the time. Well, at least in any situation where you’re wearing pants.

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