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DAVE BARRY'S 2012 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Posted on November 24 2012

Dave Barry chose our items for his 2012 Christmas gift guide! He selected the Squirrel Mask, Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, and the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Humans.

Here’s what he had to say about the kitty horn:

Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? If so, here’s a gift that is sure to make them say: “What?” It’s an Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats". And if you know anything about cats, you know how much they, as a species, enjoy being dressed up as mythical figures. To use this horn, you simply blow it up and attach it to your cat’s head with elastic straps. Then it’s time to sit back and enjoy the ensuing hilarity for several lighthearted nanoseconds. And then it’s time to go to the emergency room.

And here's what he said about the Squirrel Mask:

Have you ever found yourself in a meeting at work when you wanted to fall asleep, or make faces at other meeting participants, but you can’t because you need to remain employed? If so, you, or some employed person on your holiday gift list, could definitely use one of these masks. These are large rubber masks that cover your entire head. You can see out, sort of, through the eye holes, but nobody can see in. So you appear to be an attentive, interested, meeting-attending squirrel or chicken, no matter what you are actually doing with your face in there.

FACT: Many airline pilots wear these on international flights.

Read the whole gift guide here!

 

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