Tiny pants for your wine bottle; no more naked labels
Vinderhosen are tiny German pants for your wine bottle! Just slip a pair of these vinyl lederhosen on a bottle of wine and slide them up over the exposed label. If you're bringing wine as a gift, shouldn't that wine have the common decency to slip on a pair of pants? It may not be a formal occasion, but surely it's formal enough to require pants. Good for Oktoberfest, a housewarming gift, or any situation where putting a bottle of wine in lederhosen would make people happy (which is pretty much every situation we can think of). Fits most 750 mL bottles.
Just in case you didn't know, lederhosen is German for "leather breeches." They are thought to symbolize virility and brawn.