Underpants sucker isn't the insult it used to be
The Underpants Sucker is a delightful pair of tighty-whities on a stick. Unlike most underpants, these taste minty fresh all the time. These gnome-sized underpants (2-3/4" x 1-1/2") can be stored in a drawer or strewn on the floor, depending on how tidy you are. We do not recommend sucking the same Underpants Sucker multiple days in a row. Now, you can proudly suck underwear in public!