A lot of stuff... for cheap!
It's back in limited supply! That's right, for a limited time we have a limited quantity of good, old-fashioned Surprise Bags. You can get over $100 worth of stuff that has been crammed into an ugly, brown paper bag for only $34.95. We've only made a hundred for this batch and they're all the same, so don't order five and then try and return four because you expected different stuff. This product is for lovers of fun, adventurous souls and cheapskates!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.