A smorgasbord of sale-priced suckers
For a limited time, you can get 32 suckers for less than $10! These specialty suckers are usually more than $3 each, but now they're packed up bulk in a box for cheap. You get 12 each of the Butter Sucker (butter flavor), 12 each of the Fish Head Sucker (lemon flavor), 4 each of the Underpants Sucker (mint flavor) and 4 each of the Penny Sucker (root beer flavor). These suckers are being sold "as is" with no returns, so don't ask us to send you a replacement sucker if one of your Butter Suckers is cracked or your Fish Head Sucker looks funny. This is what's called "eatin' candy," primed and ready for you to stuff in your gullet.