A smorgasbord of sale-priced suckers
For a limited time, you can get 32 suckers for less than $10! These specialty suckers are usually more than $3 each, but now they're packed up bulk in a box for cheap. You get 8 each of the Butter Sucker (butter flavor), the Fish Head Sucker (lemon flavor), the Steak Sucker (cherry flavor) and the Penny Sucker (root beer flavor). These suckers are being sold "as is" with no returns, so don't ask us to send you a replacement sucker if one of your Butter Suckers is cracked or your Fish Head Sucker looks funny. This is what's called "eatin' candy," primed and ready for you to stuff in your gullet.