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Squirrel Underpants

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Squirrel Underpants

  • A tiny pair of briefs sized for squirrels
  • 3" waist, 95% cotton & 5% spandex
  • Saves children from tiny streakers
  • Approved by the Society for Animal Decency
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Item #: 11884

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Ask yourself, is this my backyard or a strip club?

Squirrel Underpants are real! They started as an April Fools joke, but the reaction to them was so strong we decided to actually make tiny squirrel underwear.

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry nudist flashes himself while you're on a walk? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of minuscule briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.