Makes dishes magically clean

We've all wished we could wave a magic wand and make a sink full of dishes magically clean themselves, but that's been impossible until now! The Dish Wish Scrub Brush looks just like a 10-1/2" pink magic wand, but when you turn it over it has a star shaped scrub brush on the other side. The dirt on your dishes will disappear with just a few circles of the wand and a dollop of soap. Well, we estimate about 500 circles for your average sink full of dishes. Makes doing the dishes into fun fairy cosplay!

Here's a dish cleaning spell you can chant while using your wand:

Sink of dishes covered in grease and grime
I'd sterilize you if I had the time
Instead I'll clean you with a wave of the wand
And get back to watching On Golden Pond!

Don't let the Daleks know that hot water makes the Doctor disappear

You probably think that police box on the side of your mug is just some weird garden shed built by a neighbor. Then, when you fill your mug with hot liquid that police box disappears and you realize that it's actually the Doctor's TARDIS. He probably just saved the planet from invading space lobsters with a giant hot butter gun, but you'll never know. This 3-1/2" ceramic mug shows the TARDIS on an English street, but when it's filled with hot liquid, the TARDIS transports into deep space (way over on the other side of the mug!). As the liquid cools, the TARDIS will return. You know, because of Cybermen.

Exterminate flavorless food

If you're a real Doctor Who fan, you won't be able to resist this set of salt and pepper shakers. Otherwise, how will you be able to pretend every meal is an episode of your favorite show? The Daleks have invaded planet Brunchifrey and suddenly the TARDIS appears. The rest of the story is up to you, but we're going to bet the solution somehow involves mashed potatoes and reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. This set includes one 3-1/4" ceramic Dalek and one 4" ceramic TARDIS that you can fill with the spices of your choice. Exterminate flavorless food with these very collectible shakers.

Your cat is adorable… and evil

Most cats love the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, but your cat is different. Your cat is just barely putting up with your existence, puny human. Kitty allows you to live in her house, but only because you provide her with food. Obviously such an intelligent and benevolently dictatorial cat doesn't want to be made to look silly. For cats with an attitude, we've made the Inflatable EVIL Unicorn Horn for Cats. It's the same as our bestselling vinyl 5-1/2" long unicorn horn with a four-point elastic strap system to hold it on tabby's noggin, except the horn is as black as your kitty's soul. Your cat will be the Johnny Cash of cat unicorns. Also good for goth cats and cats that have to go to formal events.

For those moments when a Horse Mask doesn't make sense

The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is the perfect thing to make your car just the right amount of creepy. The Horse Mask has become a staple of popular culture—there is someone wearing one wherever a large number of people are gathered. However, you should never wear it while operating heavy machinery. This 6" tall hard vinyl Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is happy to just stand in your car or office and stare at anyone you want to creep out. If you have to ask why you need this, don't ask us, we can't explain.

That is one tart and tangy shark

The Lemon Shark Juicer got its name from juicing lemons, but there is an actual lemon shark. When you see an actual lemon shark underwater, its skin looks yellow and pitted like a lemon. The Lemon Shark juicer is a beautiful white porcelain shark on a 5-1/4" porcelain dish, perfectly placed to squeeze the juice out of lemons and other citrusy fruit. Dishwasher safe.

Finally, real googly eyes for real people

Googly Eyes Glasses make it look like you have googly eyes stuck over your regular eyes. That's right, now you can look like you were eye-bombed. Each pair of glasses has pupils that move when you move your head. Believe it or not, you can even see out of them. Kinda. Don't drive, juggle chainsaws or try to catch a fastball while wearing these, but you can walk across a room and see other people's expressions. Perfect for wearing during video chats, in Facebook pictures or for making animated gifs on Tumblr. Fits most adult heads.

I can't take my eyes off of you, 'cause they're stuck there

What can you use Graffiti Eyes Tape on? Well, how about defacing magazines, Harlequin romance novels, yearbooks, advertising, newspapers and medical supply catalogs. You see, each 100 foot roll of Graffiti Eyes Tape has over 1,000 pairs of eyes printed on real transparent sticky tape. You could use it to personify a piece of office equipment or just use it to fix a tear in a piece of paper. You get a 100 feet roll of 3/4" wide tape in a dispenser. You could call it an eye-roll of tape if you wanted your pun-sensitive friends to groan at you.

I guess they could also be ceiling monsters

Sure, you wear Finger Monsters on your fingers, but you have to take them off for things like eating, typing or opening a wall safe. We love seeing them so much, we wanted to look at them all the time. So we made Wall Monsters! It's all your favorite Finger Monsters on beautiful, removable vinyl decals that you can stick on any painted surface that needs a splash of the monstrously awesome. Set of eight includes four large 11" tall and four small 5-1/2" tall decals. Perfect for a kid's room or your room, or pretty much any room that strikes you as boring. We even put some up in our psychiatrist's office while he was out of the room!

An M googly eye for the space between S and L

These medium-sized Big Googly Eyes are for those moments when the regular Emergency Googly Eyes are a smidge too small and the Giant Googly Eyes are a skosh too large. Big Googly Eyes are the answer to every medium-sized need a googly connoisseur might have. These are the perfect size for movie posters, sleeping children or ads on the sides of buses. You get one pair of 3" Big Googly Eyes with adhesive backs.

It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy

Once you have some Tattoupées, you'll know exactly what to do when you look at that expanse of empty space on a bald man's head. This set of 35 temporary tattoos is designed to be put on bald heads as a Tattoupee. From the power outlets to a spit curl to an actual tattoo toupee, you'll have trouble deciding which one to put on first. This is the perfect gift for an over the hill party or any time you'd like to tease the follicly challenged. They're so cool, you'll wish you were bald. (At least that's what you'll tell them.) Each set of Tattoupées comes in a beautifully decorated collectible tin.

Excuse me, sir. I think your bag is staring at me.

The Googly Eyes Luggage Tag makes sure that when you're at the baggage carousel you're not just looking for your luggage, your luggage will be looking for you. Baggage handlers will be so amused by the Googly Eyes Luggage Tag, they'll lose someone else's bags as thanks. When the ticket taker asks if your bag has been out of your possession, you can truthfully say you've had an eye on it the whole time. Measures 5-1/2" x 4" and made of puffy vinyl with moving pupils and a tag on the back to write in your personal information.