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Roller Girl Candy Cigarettes

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Roller Girl Candy Cigarettes

  • Comes in realistic 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack
  • Contains twelve 3-1/2" sticks
  • Orange-flavored
  • Does not diminish lung capacity
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Item #: 12248

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Real roller girls shouldn't smoke

Today's roller derby bouts are just as tough as they've always been, but the modern Roller Girl is more health conscious than her predecessors. That's why Roller Girls choose Roller Girl Candy Cigarettes to give them that extra tough look while they perform whip assists and body checks, but experience none of the damaging health consequences that would keep them from skating at breakneck speed. Each 3-7/8" x 2" x 3/4" pack contains twelve 3-1/2" long sticks of orange flavored candy that look somewhat like real cigarettes.