She'll get you rock star parking
The Parking Space Goddess wants to help you find a parking space. Wind her up, say the included incantation and, allegedly, a parking space will appear before you. Written by a frustrated wizard (possibly just a hobo in a weird hat), the spell goes, "As I circle at a turtle's pace, please give me a parking space. One that's wide and in the shade, then protect my car from the meter maid." We've had good results so far, even at Costco on a Saturday morning. She's 2-1/2" tall, made of plastic that looks like shiny chrome and comes with an adhesive base.