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Nihilist Toothpaste

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Nihilist Toothpaste

  • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
  • No added flavor
  • Minimalist packaging
  • Like brushing your teeth with reality
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Item #: 12390

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$5.00

  

We don't believe in dental hygiene

Nihilism is a philosophy defined by what it doesn't believe. At its most extreme, Nihilists don't believe in anything. So, when we decided to make toothpaste for nihilists, we decided that it shouldn't taste like anything because they don't believe in flavor. Brushing your teeth with Nihilist Toothpaste is really brushing them with a big dollop of reality. This is a perfect present for your favorite philosopher, a moody teenager or a fan of The Big Lebowski. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of plain, flavorless (no added flavor) paste.