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  1. Super Awesome Christmas Gift Wrap Book

    Super Awesome Christmas Wrapping Paper Book

    $15.95

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    • 12 sheets of 27" x 18" gift wrap
    • Sheets come folded in book, perforated for easy removal
    • Increases the awesome of your presents by at least 73.2%
    • Santaur? What?
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  2. Santaur Ornament

    Santaur Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6" tall glass Santaur
    • Half-horse, half-Santa
    • Might be disturbing. Probably awesome
    • Includes string for hanging
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  3. Bigfoot Ornament

    Bigfoot Ornament

    $15.00

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    • 6-1/4" glass Bigfoot
    • Bigfoot is striking his famous pose
    • Fun to hunt Bigfoot on tree
    • Includes string for hanging
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  4. Winner of the World's Best Cat Trophy

    World's Best Cat Trophy

    $9.95

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    • Ceramic trophy for best cat
    • 5" tall
    • Reusable
    • Not endorsed by the Cat-cademy Awards
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  5. Screaming Pickle

    Screaming Pickle

    $12.95

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    • 5-1/4" plastic pickle
    • Press button and pickle screams
    • Batteries included
    • Hard to explain to people
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  6. Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    Deluxe Finger Monsters Boxed Set

    $4.95

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    • Four 1-1/2" long, soft rubber Finger Monsters
    • Uniquely decorated for this set
    • Great gift for people with boring fingers
    • Easy to wrap
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  7. Dress-Up Bigfoot

    Dress-Up Bigfoot

    $14.95

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    • 16" tall laminated cardboard Bigfoot
    • 28 pieces of vinyl cling clothing
    • Dress Bigfoot according to your whim
    • Clothing reusable so you can dress him again and again
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  8. Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers & reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle for pets
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  9. Modest Urn

    Modest Urn

    $9.50

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    • Metal urn
    • 5" tall, 4" diameter
    • Comes with stickers and reusable eulogy
    • Modestly priced receptacle
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  10. Schadenfreude Mints

    Schadenfreude Mints

    $2.95

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    • 0.7 oz. of candy
    • Minimalist 2-3/4" x 1-5/8" x 1/2" tin
    • A true celebration of failure (not yours)
    • Tastes like other people's misery (minty!)
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  11. Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

    Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Tube features father of psychology
    • Tastes like bananas (for some reason)
    • Satisfies oral fixation
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  12. Jane Austen Toothpaste

    Jane Austen Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
    • Tastes like roses
    • Usable by any class of people
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  13. Wasabi Toothpaste

    Wasabi Toothpaste

    $5.00

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    • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
    • Paste tastes like wasabi
    • Spicy, horseradish flavor
    • Goes great with sushi-flavored dental floss
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  14. Lucky Takeout Surprise

    Lucky Take-Out Surprise

    $9.95

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    • Over $30 of stuff for $9.95
    • Perfect as a party favor
    • Container is cute
    • All containers have similar contents
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  15. Mo Moses

    Mo Moses

    $9.95

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    • Set of six Moseses
    • 5-1/4", hard vinyl
    • Includes removable staff and stone tablets
    • That's 60 commandments
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  16. Super Awesome Coloring Book

    Super Awesome Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Like being able to color your dreams
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  17. Existential Coloring Book front

    Existential Coloring Book

    $7.50

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    • 24 page coloring and activity book
    • 8" x 10-1/4"
    • Color examples of the unfathomable nature of reality
    • Not for kids, unless they're smart and weird
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  18. I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    I Saw Bigfoot at Archie McPhee Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Pine-scented air freshener
    • 4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Two of your favorite things in one
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  19. Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 4-1/4" tall & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Smells better than an actual squirrel's underpants
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  20. Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

    Less Talk More Monkey Air Freshener

    $2.00

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    • Fresh-scented air freshener
    • 3" x 3" & made of thick paper
    • Includes string for hanging
    • Perfect gift for a monkey with a tiny car
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