Awww, you just stick with your wussy tissues, you wimp
Manly men don't use standard tissues. If they have a runny nose they either wipe it on their sleeve or reach for one of these extra large, extra strong Macho Tissues. Each box of Macho Tissues contains one hundred, 13" x 7-3/4", tissues exclusively designed to withstand the rough and rugged rigors of a manly man. Perfect for blood and sweat, but never tears.