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Jane Austen Toothpaste

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Jane Austen Toothpaste

  • A 2.5 oz. tube of toothpaste
  • Tube is decorated with Jane Austen
  • Tastes like roses
  • Usable by any class of people
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Item #: 12487

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The genteel dental hygiene of the early 1800s

It takes a well-mannered toothpaste to have a graceful and properly comported regime of dental health. If you want to attract a husband with a good yearly income, he's going to be concerned about the status of your teeth. The tube of this toothpaste is decorated with the image of Jane Austen and flavored like the petals of a rose. Because, in our opinion, nothing captures the romance and incisive social observations of Jane Austen's novels quite like a rose-flavored toothpaste. While you might think that the UK of the early 1800s is romantic, your own personal Mr. Darcy might prefer a bit more oral hygiene. Each tube contains 2.5 oz. of pleasant paste.