You'll always be a puff away from respectability
Why go through the awkward, itchy hassle of growing a real beard when you can just keep one of these Inflatable Beards in your pocket and be bearded in a matter of seconds? Makes you look rugged enough to hang out at the biker bar and distinguished enough to hobnob at the gentleman's club. Each lightweight vinyl beard fits comfortably on your face with elastic loops that hang from your ears.
