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How to Keep Your Husband Apron

  • 19" x 24", 100% cotton
  • Covered in outdated rules for the obedient wife
  • Reproduction of a classic 1950s novelty
  • Perfect gift for a staunch feminist
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This aprons holds the secrets to a happy marriage

The How to Keep Your Husband Apron is covered with delightful drawings and terribly outdated, politically incorrect advice on how to keep your husband happy. It's a reproduction of a French novelty produced in the ‘50s. Each 19" x 24" 100% cotton apron is covered with twelve different, sexist rules that a wife should follow if she wants her marriage to last. Some people read self-help books, some seek counseling and others take questionable, old-fashioned advice from cute kitchen garments. Includes such gems as "Watch Your Weight" and "Don't Gossip Over the Phone." This apron makes the perfect gift for a staunch feminist or an adorable outfit on a husband bringing you breakfast in bed.